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Updated on 2-22-07 with 7 pictures.
Previous update was 4-21-2003.
These are a few pictures of events that have influenced my life. I have other meaningful pictures but they are in their
rightful place on my thought pages or on some other site I have connected to these Alien Orthodox Pages. I never post a picture
on any of my sites unless it has a story I can tell. My pictures and thoughts have more behind them than what I tell. If you'd
like to know more just ask me the next time we relax together and bullshit about life.
If you ever ask me if I've always been a freak when it comes to this psychotic storm called life, I'm sure the picture below
will answer your question.
Many may not know
this but I was born in a mental hospital.
Below, me in my fashionable green psychiatric gown.
If you look to the right
you will see my straitjacket
hanging off the
counter.
Here I site with a crack attic Santa.
Just look at my face!
I know, even at that age, that this situation is wrong.
I'm the Booger King!
Hail!
Kelly's Island, Ohio. Being a stupid ass as always.
I had a 'Big Red' sleeping bag.
Sometimes I'd put it on upside-down and walk around the house for hours.
Why? I do
not know.
At age 2, my Father tries to force my psychotic mind to face and accept the light. I can only turn away and laugh at their
feeble human rituals.
The only logical explanation I can think of, for my head being so damn big in the picture below, is that I may have been hiding
a hydrogen bomb in my brain for the United States Government, and it exploded.
My tiny fingers can hardly hold onto the handles, but my Papa still tries to teach
me how to ride a bike that's bigger than a scud missile.
I grew up as a poor child, so the only thing to eat on Christmas day was the family-pet. My brother, Darrin, holds me on his
back to celebrate our feast!
I was so excited to have one of those plastic skull masks, but I'm sad to say that Matt's
mother obviously wouldn't let me put it on for this picture. The mask is behind my right leg though. How beautiful the
skull mask was to me at such a young age!
A Lego set, the imagination, and sci-fi are great combinations. Put those together
and include Christmas and you have a smile like this. To this day I still have this Lego set assembled, stored in a box in
my room.
Oh-boy! Off with their heads! You can just look at my face and tell that's what I'm
thinking. I had a big Lego castle but I don't have this little knight and horse set anymore. I believe I decapitated all the
horses and made them gallop around the castle until they died.
HEY! GO U.S. ARMY!
Such a good little conformist! What’s up with this haircut?
Was the “Hitler Hair” in style back then?
Mentally draw in the mustach to enjoy this picture as much as I do. Parents are sick no matter what generation. I'm not going
to even mention the frick'n clothes!
Jesus Christ!
Demon Santa is back!
How as a child am I supposed to trust
adults when parents say,
“Hey, lets get the most disturbing
person we know
and have him be Santa for our
kids!“
I don't have anything odd to say about this picture, yet.
Okay,
now I do. I just sat in that same chair and did that same pose making me realize, “I don’t think my hands have
grown any bigger.”
I think here I’m becoming a little more interested what
the hell the adult is doing taking the pictures.
As each picture is taken my eyes are blinded by a flash, drilling in my mind, visions of humanity’s future. I am
scared while others around me are serene and tranquil.
My dad in the driveway during “Hands Across America.“
I’m so glad this is the only picture I have of him in
those 80’s shorts and water shoes.
May 25, 1986
I'm the dick in the middle!
Looking back at “Hands Across America” I wish
I knew the Illuminati was doing a circle jerk on humanity. But hey, protests and statements we all do get people together
right?! Sometimes not much gets accomplished but if it relaxes the individual making mankind feel as if they’ve
donated something valuable so they shut up, even though nothing changes, the Illuminati wins! Yay!
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