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Updated on 1-16-04
Dave Serfozo and Bryan Baxter at Dave Jones's Gathering.
Matt, Dave, and Ryan
reflecting on the interesting night out.
Dave and Matt enjoying the twilight hours.
Matt happily displays his hole!
The pictures below are courtesy of Lisa S. and Ryan D.
taken at Dewey's 2002 Party.
Dave and Ryan: The crazed madmen of
The Alien Orthodox and Rabid Ryan's Horror Apocalypse
Loco Lisa and Rabid Ryan get together for a classic pic
Drew, Dewey, and Ryan...
Drew is happy because the camera operator is dressed like Wonder Woman,
Dewey
is happy because he has is arms around two men,
and Ryan is happy because he just crapped in his pants.
Darrin and Ryan knowing they are about to win!
Darrin and Ryan
The billiard champions of the night
Ryan, Tom, and Dewey
This picture shows what it's all about.
You can see the energy, the closeness,
and the fun.
Matt and Barb oh so Ho Ho Ho silly!
It was 8/2/02.
A crazy man wanting to come to the annual Serfozo Beach Party came one night too early. His name
is Erobeashema. He's a crazed mad man always prepared for war but only wants to have fun and a good time. He wanted to kill
me at first because there was no party. I was scared, so I altered his agenda (of killing me) and had a few drinks with him!
Below the story unfolds and the pictures speak for themselves...
Read what Erobeashema says to me by placing your
cursor on the pictures!
First pic:
Erobeashema appears in front of my eyes.
Before I can say a word,
he opens his mouth.
Second pic:
After I make Erobeashema do a little dance,
he changes the subject.
Third pic:
Erobeashema gets what he came for.
Fourth pic:
Erobeashema goes through his beer ritual.
Fifth pic:
The way he looks at the beer, I become scared,
until he tells me what
he is doing!
Sixth pic:
I simply ask Erobeashema if the beer smells okay.
Seventh Pic:
I shut up and stand back, perplexed,
witnessing Erobeashema's
mindless actions.
Eighth Pic:
He's happy but still a little cocky, and a little violent.
I'm
not sure what to do in this situation.
Ninth Pic:
Erobeashema gets drunk and starts talking about all his life's problems...
How it's hard for him being a monster and so forth!
Tenth Pic:
After that, I start drinking just to find/understand Erobeashema's
level of personal understandings/misunderstandings. We then communicate and have a deep, very meaningful conversation.
He talks and talks! I learn a lot! I give him my point of view and start talking about the things I've thought about.
Erobeashema ignores my words and begins licking his cup of beer.
Eleventh Pic:
Erobeashema kicks my ass at physical games. I have a black eye
and many broken bones. Being stupid and drunk, I introduce mental games involving philosophy and riddles. I'm now too drunk
to care about anything and he's too pissed off to even think about anything except killing me.
Twelfth Pic:
I called the cops and an ambulance for myself.
The night was over for me. Erobeashema on the other hand had a different view. He was going to beat the crap out of more people.
He told me he wasn't going to go home until all the beer was gone. Without telling the entire story, I found that freak was
both a lover and a fighter. That Alien Orthodox monster is both sane and insane. I know I will see him again, and I have no
idea how to prepare for it. This story is definitely not over.
Just to let any curious person know...
Here are some materials and tools needed to make the above costume.
Different
types of clothing, a bed sheet, yarn, mittens, football shoulder pads, back brace, combat boots, army pants, fish-netting,
oil based clay, water based clay, ultrical 30, pottery plaster, water, ammonia, liquitex paint, createx paint, oil based paint,
latex household paint, paint thinner, contact cement, rubber cement, pigments, different types of latex, goop (the glue),
foam cups, popsicle sticks, wood glue, paper, couch foam, cheese cloth, shin guards, elbow guards, soft expanding foam, ridged
foam, paper towels, chains, vest fasteners, screws, adremal-tool and bits, screwdrivers, airbrush, air compressor, paint brushes,
cotton balls, latex thickeners, bowls, c-clamps, sculpting tools, scissors, razor blades, pliers, hot glue, hot glue gun,
chisels, mold straps, mold soap, spray adhesive, electrical tape, paint screen, sandpaper, burlap, wire cutters, cardboard
tubing, saws, solder iron, salt, baby powder, vegetable oil, pliers, and a lot more... Including a few beers, time, and
much experimenting that involved trial and error.
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