Updated: 9-28-2005

This site was created in August of 2000.

It's been over four months since I've done anything
here and I still haven't done anything. Lost over ten pounds from the last update though. Lots of experiences can happen in
such a short amount of time. The summer's end was fun. Good times. I developed, scanned, and put pictures online from the
annual Serfozo beach party and a Seafood gathering I had with my friends from Sheffield. Just go to the 2005 pictures page
and click on the picture to see the rest. As usual Yahoo ID required. I'm sure they will be more than interesting/entertaining.
Until then this is what's new...
After being laid off from work as a medical courier
my sister-in-law helped me find work at the United States Postal Service. I call it work because it's not my real job. Some
people understand this but for those who don't my job in life is not delivering mail. My job still consists of the combination
of philosophy, art, psychology, and science where I struggle in the attempt to learn, understand, and explore more about myself,
people, societies, religions, and the many other mysteries in this life we all live in.
Preparing to change my lifestyle from going
to bed at eight in the morning to waking up before eight in the morning wasn't an issue to me. I found it interesting though
how little faith people had in me. A few close friends; family and acquaintances mentally limit my capabilities. That wasn't
shocking to me (A bit irritating though how it reminded me mindless idiots everywhere surround us) because we live in
a Christian society where so many people limit the ability of others, creative thought, the infinate imagination of God, and
continuously label and judge others...
The post office work has a little more than I thought
at first but I quickly adapted. After years of thinking to myself and jotting down my thoughts for stories and books I will
get published I feel postal work is actually a mental vacation. I still jot down ideas but lately I haven't been on a
computer. I've been staying at my mother's home as she recovers from surgery. Doing this I realize I need a laptop computer
so I can work wherever and whenever I feel the need. Perhaps not soon but someday I will vomit what I have learned from the
moments of life, in an entertaining way, creating some form of legacy for myself.
For now I will conclude this rambling by typing,
"I am so very glad to know everyone I have ever met and experienced." (I bring
my beer to a toast) "Beer season to all and to all a good life." -David
Allan Serfozo-
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It’s been a long time since I’ve done
anything here on these sites. I only added a few more pictures on the 2004 Pictures page and comments I find important about
them. If you haven’t clicked on it I hope you check out the Portal page and view Erobeashema’s 2004 Alien Orthodox
Site. Took Ero some time making it and more than likely will be the last Alien Orthodox site for years. I hope you appreciate
the humor, art, poems, pictures, stories, and everything it offers even though he never finished the interview pages.
No more in-depth
thoughts will be added to my Chambers of Thoughts page. Not sure if I said that in a previous updates but if so I say it again.
I’ve been focused on stories and ideas more than ever before. I know last year I wanted books, etc. published by now
but I’ve learned a little more about reality. My feet are on the ground now and my work may take years before my
goals are accomplished. I’m working on over fifteen now, past and current, at the same time: A few children’s
books, some plays, scripts, short stories, and so on. I’m feeling good about all this.
I’m
looking forwards to beach fires, Cedar Point, and just more learning and experiences this summer. I have no drama in my life,
my mind is clear, and I’m enjoying the ride. I have all my friends, family, and acquaintances to thank for this! I feel
blessed and I know I am. That’s all for now.

2004
updates/news


Erobeashema tells me to tell you
all to keep checking out his site. He's curious to know if people are finding his hidden links. Some are pictures; some are
words underlined, and so on. You can find the link on the Portal page.
Erobeashema went home for a few
days and I'm stuck looking after his House Centipedes. Actually they are cool to watch. They stick their antennas and also
their legs down their throat to clean them. At least I think that's what they were doing. I also saw one laid an egg today,
or take a crap, but I don't think their crap is clear. Ero should be happy about that.
Yesterday I watched one eat for
over 45 minutes. I didn't do it consecutively. I watched off and on as I did other things. Today I walked beaches and got
new stones and driftwood for the tank and rearranged everything for the centipedes. I'm having fun with his pets. As you can see, with Erobeashema gone I'm pretty bored at the moment.
The picture above is a group (with
me in it) around Brian Burt on 8-27-04. The link to more pictures from that day are on this site's 2004 pictures page.

Wow! I can't believe it's been
four months since I've posted an update. Not much to say except summer was great. I wish I could say I worked on more projects
but I have no regrets. Serfozo Beach Party, group skin swims, Gwar show, trips to Cedar Point, movies, philosophy with old
and new friends, parties, poker, beer, and so on. I'd give details but I don't want to. I also shaved my mustache and enjoy
the new look.
Right now I need to finish little
projects before working on the bigger/more important ones. This typing right now is helping. Erobeashema has done the same.
He just finished his first and perhaps his only web site. I checked it out and its awesome. Go to the PORTAL to check it out. I'm glad to know him. We talked and concluded
that we both need to help one another and focus on writing again.
It was a great four months. I've
been drama free (because I no longer let people get to me) but I sort of miss it. So much crap that people get upset
about really doesn't matter. Fall/winter seasons seem to be Message Board time. I'll soon start posting on the Alien Orthodox
Message Board again. I hope you all do the same. I look forward to it.
Until next time, enjoy Erobeashema's
new site, the message board, and all the others! -Hugs and kisses- -Dave-

Lots of Updates/News
Before a project can run smoothly
everything needs to be organized. That's what I've been up to ever since age 22. As I always say, "My life will be one big draft... I'll forever continue to edit myself."
It took me 2 days to find all
and organize my photographs, over 5 hours to clean/organize my special effects work shop, 2 days to go through my multiple
story notes, and as one project gets done, the next and even the previous projects builds right back up again. The Alien Orthodox
web pages started the same way... All mixed up. Now they are
more organized.
First, many pages on the
Alien Orthodox Past Present Future pages should have at least one or more new pictures on it. I also started a new
2004 Yahoo pictures page. Besides that, I updated and made another miscellaneous picture page. Another new page I made is the Portal page on all the Alien Orthodox sites to organize
the feeling/theme of each site and to limit any confusion to what each site is. That in mind I took down my Thoughts Page
Links here, moved my Quotes page to The Alien Orthodox Chambers of Thoughts, the Links page
has been cut down to fit this site better, and I also took down the Beer Season page because I had some friends become
upset that they weren't on it yet... also because I never found the time to continuously updated it.
The Chambers of Thoughts Page has changes too. I took down the World 'O Dreams page Personal Quotes
page and 3 or 4 poems off the Poems page because I'm trying to avoid posting anything that involves stories I'm working
on.
As for me personally... I'm doing
well. Had a personally fun filled first beach fire the other night, I stopped smoking cigarettes February 15th and I should
be starting a new job soon. Life is great. After I get some blood pressure meds I'll absolutely have nothing to complain about.
Erobeashema's personal web pages
"SO-ERISTIC" will be up soon so check back often. -Dave Serfozo-
For other updates just check
out the 2004 Pictures Page

A week ago I learned a new way to capture better pictures from video so I made Ryan a CD with over one hundred pictures
from a shoot I did with him and Zombo a year or so ago.


As a small project I recently made 2 CDs. The first CD has 31 tracks Including phone calls and miscellaneous audio
from 1995. The 2nd CD (17 tracks) includes disturbing karaoke recordings and more. That seems to be
the update for now.
1995 Phone Calls |

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Psychotic Recordings |

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Happy belated New Year everyone!
2003 was one of the best years of my life thanks
to friends, family, acquaintances, a few strangers, and college professors. The ending was odd though with both parents suddenly
having health problems, but they are fine now.
This year
I plan to focus more on finalizing many old, new, and future projects. Below are some of my stories I started last year.
My movie
dreams made into stories include/are titled: The Life We Will Never Know Our Unknown World of Fear One
Day of Beauty
Some
other stories/plays/thoughts I plan to revise and publish: Cases in the Attic Preparing
for the Fifth Dimension The Hill of Coalition Hell's Intermission Morbid Curiosity about Ryan's Television
I'm not sure what will
happen this year but I'm thankful gaining happiness as much as I am with my failures. As long as I keep learning from people,
relationships, and my experiences, then I win.

2003
updates/news


10-6-03 (3:00 A.M.)
2003
Pictures Updated! I held off posting the pictures from my cousin's Annual Serfozo Beach Party and decided to post pictures
from the Ohio 10-3-03 DBX show. I believe strangers and DBX/GWAR fans will find them more interesting! The only catch is You
need a Yahoo ID and add yourself to the Beer Season to see the pictures. Hey, that group makes it easier
for me to post pictures online, plus it's free for everyone! What the hell do you want from me? 2 pictures I really wanted
obviously didn't come out (Me with Rabid Ryan and Brockie then Brockie and me doing a toast) but I still enjoy what I
have. We all should! Enjoy what you have I mean...
9-20-03 (6:30 A.M.)
I need to find a new way
to organize my 2003 pictures because I have too many. I have a lot on my yahoo group's page but people online don't seem to
want to get a yahoo ID to check them out. Too much trouble I guess. Basically, I need to (and perhaps will) take the
time to post them here so it's somehow convenient, accessible, and easy for "everyone" who goes online to see. For now, I
just added a picture of me today working on the annual Serfozo beach party pictures, and a picture of me from the 2003
Annual Serfozo Beach Party (7-2-03). I worked on and put a bunch of pictures from that party on my computer today. When I
get the time I'll post them all online.
Other news: I'm working
on a play titled "Hell's Intermission" now. I'm happy with the moral of this story. After that I hope to finally finish
a play I wrote many months ago titled "Cases in the Attic." I'm on the fifth draft when it comes to that. Still working on
sculpting and making the characters too. I'm going to shut up now!
9-20-03 (6:30 A.M.)
I need to find a new way
to organize my 2003 pictures because I have too many. I have a lot on my yahoo group's page but people online don't seem to
want to get a yahoo ID to check them out. Too much trouble I guess. Basically, I need to (and perhaps will) take the
time to post them here so it's somehow convenient, accessible, and easy for "everyone" who goes online to see. For now, I
just added a picture of me today working on the annual Serfozo beach party pictures, and a picture of me from the 2003
Annual Serfozo Beach Party (7-2-03). I worked on and put a bunch of pictures from that party on my computer today. When I
get the time I'll post them all online.
Other news: I'm working
on a play titled "Hell's Intermission" now. I'm happy with the moral of this story. After that I hope to finally finish
a play I wrote many months ago titled "Cases in the Attic." I'm on the fifth draft when it comes to that. Still working on
sculpting and making the characters too. I'm going to shut up now!
9-9-03 (6:00 A.M.)
Every
time I do an update, I'll now post a picture from that day on my pictures page. I posted a picture from today and a few others
from this year on my 2003 pictures page. I also added a question on the bottom of that page. Lately, I haven't posted my thoughts
here. I'm working on putting my thoughts into short stories or plays instead. Erobeashema and I are friends now and I own
most of the rights. We are working on a collaboration to make the 2004 Alien Orthodox more productive, artistic, and imaginative
than ever before. We are working on many plans. The new site will no longer be up soon, but I will update this site still
until the end of the year. I'm still trying to learn a lot! Be happy my friends! -Dave-
7-22-03 (6:25 A.M.)
After taking off 10-15
pictures from Brian Burt's 2003 New Years party, off my 2003 picture's page a few weeks ago, I now added a link on the same
page to 42 pictures from that day. In other words, I minimized my 2003 picture's page with links. I just added a link on the
2003 picture's page with 42 pictures from 1-1-03 Burt gathering. The bad thing about this is you will no longer see my captions
or silly ramblings above the pictures about the picture or what it means to me. Now I will work to put my mindless thoughts
below them! Not all pictures have thoughts, so I hope you enjoy them anyway. That's all for now.
7-17-03 (1:30 A.M.)
I still can't let go of
North Carolina. While I was there, and now that I'm back, I still try to explain my personal experience of what I felt while
I was there. Out of all the things my father, Dana Serfozo, has done for me... Out of all the things I appreciate the most...
The first is sending me through school and the second it sending me to North Carolina! No drama, not being judged, the absence
of television, news, worldly chaos, and just enjoying nature with friends was an ultimate blessing. (True Vacationing) I wish
the feelings I had there on the rest of the world. It was just that much of a relief. I haven't felt that way in over five
years!
So what's next? I've talked
to a few people (strangers, friends, and relatives) about my life and future. I question many things but I still can't deny
the fact that I'm both an artist and a philosopher. Thanks to Robert Lee, "a.k.a singletrackrob" I re-realize that. I cleaned
up my old workshop in my basement and I'm now ready to work on my next character, "Little Soldier" a two-year-old zombie from
my "Cases in the Attic" story. Last night I began the 5th draft to the script and I'm very excited. More work needs to be
done and I'm more than happy to do it.
Also, the new Alien Orthodox
site is still in progress. The unknown individual who purchased 45% of the rights to the Alien Orthodox name, the same
person who's making the new site, is now known. Very scary and disturbing 2003 Dave Serfozo stuff. I'll explain more later
and/or you'll just see for yourself when the new site is published.
The
annual Serfozo Beach party 2003 is underway. It will be held Saturday, August 2nd 2003. Be there if you want to have a good
time. Be somewhere else if you want to have a mediocre night.
No site updates today. If you haven't been here in a
while, just look at the dates below to see what's been going on. "Beer Season to all and to all a good life!" -Dave
Serfozo-
7-9-03 (9:30 P.M.)
I got back from Hatteras
Island, NC two days ago. I had an awesome time camping, spending time with friends, and just relaxing. I started
a new Yahoo group called "Beer Season" because I have so, so many pictures from this year so far. It would take me too
much time posting them here, so I made that group. I hope you join it. Only two days the Yahoo Beer Season Group being up
and we already have over 80 pictures posted! If you want to check them out, just go to the link provided here http://groups.yahoo.com/group/beerseason/ or go to the 2003 pictures page connected to this site. Here on the 2003 pictures page I explain more
about when and what pictures have been posted. If you don't have a Yahoo ID, you will need to get one to view the
pictures. Don't worry, the Yahoo ID is free.
I also put a few pictures
on this site's 2003 picture page. I'll update more as soon as I can. Bye for now.
7-2-03 (2:30 A.M.)
I'm off today to go camping
in North Carolina with friends so I decided to make a small update before I go.
It's summer and I'll be
damned if I don't enjoy it! If you didn't know, I'm majoring in psychology and finally have my 2 year degree.
Having many obsessions such as philosophy, religion, psychology, writing, art, science, and more, I've decided to continue
schooling in order to become a psychology teacher. Also, I'm in an international honors society called Phi Theta Kappa with
my lowest grade being a "B" so far. I'm happy with that.
Also, a person I met a
year ago gave me an offer to buy out 45% of the rights to The Alien Orthodox name. I couldn't resist the pretty penny.
I'm now almost a half a sell out! I don't care. So now I'm only associated with The Alien Orthodox, being a 55% contributor
in a way. I'm told a new site will be made and up in a few months. I was also told I'm going to hate the new site. Sounds
interesting to me. I will post it here as soon as I'm told it's up.
I
made a few updates on this original Alien Orthodox site. I took most of the pictures off of the 2003 picture's page and added
others. I'll explain why later. I added Rob Lee's site on the links page so take some time to look at that. That is all
for now. I'll see you when I get back.
3-28-03
I
added new pictures on the "About Myself" page and the "2003 Pictures Page." I also added the old
"Alien Friends" page (last updated on 9-20-02) link on the Thought Page. I'm not sure what I'll do with it though. That
is it for now.
3-10-03
"My
life is one big draft... I'll forever continue to edit myself."
-Dave
Serfozo-
So now it is 2003! 2002
was an insane year both in negative and positive ways. Ryan and I call 2002, "The Year of Change." With so many
dramatic changes happening in my life, and in friend's lives, in just one year kind of drove me insane. The beginning of New-years
2003 changed the dramatic thought process I've adapted to though.
2003 Dave is born! I'm going to put off the psychology
thing and get back into my roots for a bit: The energetic world of art and philosophy. I still love psychology, but caring
too much about the world's problems took time away from me. So, this semester I'm taking a poetry class, a persuasion class,
and a script writing class. It feels like my first year of college again! I enjoy all my classes and I'm happy to be alive!
So
what's in store for 2003? I plan to meet and talk to many new people and get reacquainted with old friends. I hope to combine
in a way all the different groups of people I know. Expand new relationships and thoughts. New adventures to grow and learn
from. Basically learn more from others and personal experiences instead of learning from a college textbook. Not
saying I don't enjoy learning from books, but I hope to find environments that are a tad more personal. Meaning, making mistakes:
The best way to learn about life. Take a chance and jump into the situation. College is a safe spot that I need to expand
from!
Well
I added three new thoughts on my Chambers of Thoughts page (Art of Life, Faith or Logic, and U.S.A.)
Also
on the Chambers of Thoughts Page are two new poems on the poem page titled
(The
Insane American Nazi Psychiatrist)
and
(No
Heroes, Just Amazing Friends: My True Story of GWAR)
I
have the first few pictures of 2003 on the new 2003 Pictures page. If I remember to carry my camera, I'll post more
pictures and thoughts from experiences I find interesting or enlightening sometime. Not soon... Just sometime. I updated the
"quotes page" on the intro site and on my personal quotes page. The Beer Season Page has also been updated with new people
and updates. The links page too has been updated.
Blah blah blah.


11-21-02 Update: (My B-Day) I'll do my
best to put a date on every page so you know when it was updated
This is one of the biggest update I've ever done. EVERY PAGE, new and old,
has something new I've added to it. I'm not going to say what's new though. That would take the fun out of exploring what
I've done. Plus, I honestly don't feel like typing every little detail. I've created some entirely new pages and added many
pictures. I hope you check out everything, but if not, at least view the new pictures (from many pages), the Beer Season page,
and the quote's pages, because I like them the most.
School has been kicking my butt more than any previous semester. I've never experienced
this much anxiety and stress from college. On another note, I am proud to say that after being in school for more than two
years, my lowest grade has been a B. I'm happy with that, because I have nothing else to be proud of. Well, sort of.
Back to the site. I also have a few hidden links throughout these sites. For
example: The picture on the top of this update is a link to a site I enjoy. If you don't find the hidden links, it's
no big deal. I hope you get some form of enjoyment from this update because it drove me absolutely crazy working on it!
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